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| 1. | Farmer jokes
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of... |
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| 2. | Farmer jokes
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork!... |
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| 3. | Lawyer jokes
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed
by an old rancher. The rancher'... |
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| 4. | Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the fa... |
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| 5. | We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, dri... |
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| 6. | That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had grown tired of working so hard to build a beautifu... |
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| 7. | Wife isn't in the car
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fel... |
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| 8. | Settling a cow case
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ... |
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| 9. | I flattened your cat
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he cou... |
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| 10. | How are you doing?
A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experienc... |
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| 11. | Celebrating an event
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfu... |
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| 12. | Pig misunderstanding
Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a ... |
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| 13. | Winning Nobel prize
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field ... |
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| 14. | Gathering chickens
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted ... |
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| 15. | Lacking all religion
A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being c... |
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| 16. | Giving away a horse
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went... |
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| 17. | Helping your father
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a c... |
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| 18. | Bug flew into a barn
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into t... |
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| 19. | Dem' smart city folk
A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer d... |
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| 20. | Visiting a rural farm
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi... |
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