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A first grade teacher explained to her class
that she is a liberal
Democrat. She asks her students to raise
their hands if they were
liberal Democrats, too. Not really knowing
what a liberal Democrat was, but
wanting to be like their teacher,
their hands flew up into the air.
There was one exception. A girl
named Lucy had not gone along with the
crowd. The teacher asks her
why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a liberal
Democrat."
"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"Why
I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl.
The
teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy
why she is a conservative Republican.
"Well, I was brought up to
trust in myself instead of relying on an
intrusive government to
care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and
Mom are
conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican
too."
The teacher, now angry, loudly says, "That's no reason! What if
your
Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron? What would you be
then?"
The teacher paused and smiled.
"Then," Lucy said,
"I'd be a liberal Democrat."
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriendentwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. "What's so funny?" thebartender asked."That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!" |
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