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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 t... | | | | | 2. | Music jokes
An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."
The dad says, "... | | | | | 3. | Music jokes
Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't ... | | | | | 4. | Music jokes
Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?
A: Because no one will look for them.... | | | | | 5. | Monster jokes
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.
BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, ... | | |
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriendentwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. "What's so funny?" thebartender asked."That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!" |
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