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| 81. | If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you... |
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| 82. | Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "... |
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| 83. | Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ... |
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| 84. | You have an Internet addiction when . . .
You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.... |
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| 85. | Error codes in Windows
WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linking... |
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| 86. | The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Clearin... |
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| 87. | The 25 BBS Commandments
Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and passw... |
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| 88. | why the television is better than the World Wide Web
10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last ti... |
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| 89. | Car break trouble
Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They we... |
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| 90. | Alice is in UNIX land
"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice point... |
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| 91. | Husband 1.0
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory h... |
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| 92. | Great news for Bill Gates
Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was ver... |
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| 93. | Confusion about Y2K
Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this... |
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| 94. | Software development cycle
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Prog... |
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| 95. | Girlfriend 1.0 software
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).R... |
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| 96. | Hacker syndrome
There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day. ... |
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| 97. | How to shoot yourself in the foot
Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot afte... |
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| 98. | Twas the night before crisis
Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.P... |
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| 99. | Emacs acronyms
EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mast... |
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| 100. | Possible IBM acronyms
IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macint... |
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