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| 21. | Internet addictions Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD... |
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| 22. | Ethical software group SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treatm... |
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| 23. | Internet highway blues The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone o... |
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| 24. | The computer prayer Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy f... |
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| 25. | Surfing the Internet Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start ... |
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| 26. | User song and music User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and bo... |
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| 27. | Gender and computers Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better mod... |
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| 28. | Top nine reasons computers must be female Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When ... |
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| 29. | Definition of Windows Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell f... |
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| 30. | The power of shifting Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* sh... |
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| 31. | 100 Buckets of Bits 100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gro... |
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| 32. | The Windows Rejection Song Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed... |
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| 33. | Help stories from Tech Support Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking wher... |
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| 34. | The programmer's cheer Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!... |
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| 35. | I'm ignoring Y2K Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tre... |
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| 36. | Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights ... |
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| 37. | There was life before the computer An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pian... |
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| 38. | A list of redneck computer terms Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da... |
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| 39. | The technical geek test Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Ta... |
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| 40. | A husband with a computer addiction My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be ... |
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