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| 1. | Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB P... |
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| 2. | AOL addiction poem
My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bus... |
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| 3. | Microsoft versus GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au... |
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| 4. | Purchasing furniture
I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I... |
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| 5. | Fixing broken computers
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not workin... |
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| 6. | I have a keyboard error
A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the co... |
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| 7. | Type what I tell you
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.... |
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| 8. | Oh the Internet is slow
The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets ha... |
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| 9. | Life cycle of software
The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bu... |
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| 10. | Computer acronyms list
Humorous Computer-Related Acronyms
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
Idiots Buy Me
Idiots Building Mach... |
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| 11. | What movies teach us
COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have... |
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| 12. | Internet can get worse
Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On... |
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| 13. | If Microsoft built cars
Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wou... |
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| 14. | Computer problem report
Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:_______________________________________________... |
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| 15. | Customer support logs
Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I ... |
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| 16. | Write your code in C
WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and coll... |
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| 17. | Ode to spell checkers
ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mark... |
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| 18. | Computer used too long
You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,... |
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| 19. | Graphics work too much
You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud... |
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| 20. | Bought a bad computer
Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. I... |
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