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1.Three is equal to four
Theorem: 3=4 Proof: Suppose: a + b = c This can also be written as: 4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c Afte...
 
2.Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2=...
 
3.Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cen...
 
4.N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n...
 
5.One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) ...
 
6.Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 - 36 = 25 - 454^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*54^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 8...
 
7.All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a ...
 
8.One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can dispro...
 
9.Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0...
 
10.Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2...
 
11.One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7) + 1/(7*9)+.....
 
12.Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is gree...
 
13.Math is turning bad
|"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the...
 
14.Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2. Redefine t...
 
15.Two plus two is five
|"First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the half-century or so of his...
 
16.Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep,...
 
17.Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, e...
 
18.The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines meet at infinity - inf...
 
19.The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who ce...
 
20.Answering machine
Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at hom...
 
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