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| 1. | Two homosexuals were talking when...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last... |
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| 2. | The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest custo... |
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| 3. | Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out o... |
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| 4. | What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!... |
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| 5. | What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack... |
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| 6. | What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!... |
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| 7. | What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stoo... |
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| 8. | My feminine side
Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attract... |
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| 9. | A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "G... |
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| 10. | How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.... |
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| 11. | THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED.THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE ... |
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| 12. | What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.... |
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| 13. | A woman orders a chicken sandwhich...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to fig... |
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| 14. | What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating.... |
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| 15. | What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri... |
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| 16. | A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "G... |
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| 17. | What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.... |
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| 18. | Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.... |
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| 19. | What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob... |
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| 20. | 4 gay guys walk into a bar...
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsi... |
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