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| 1. | The world's smartest man?
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together... |
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| 2. | Fear of bombs on planes
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.T... |
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| 3. | Real flight announcements
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their oth... |
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| 4. | Airlines running operating systems
Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems run... |
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| 5. | An emergency landing
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capta... |
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| 6. | Scary organization
The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delta... |
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| 7. | Story of my friend
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... |
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| 8. | Dream flying planes
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always ... |
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| 9. | Blonde goes flying
A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were c... |
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| 10. | A Skydiving lesson
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During... |
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| 11. | Training the blonde
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying h... |
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| 12. | Teaching the child
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks tha... |
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| 13. | International airline
Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =... |
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| 14. | An engineer and a programmer
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New... |
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| 15. | Those raccoons are not luggage
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decide... |
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| 16. | What just happened here?
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. ... |
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| 17. | What was the problem before?
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Afte... |
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| 18. | There was a place crash in Poland
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. ... |
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| 19. | There's a parrot on the plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the s... |
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| 20. | The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings.... |
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