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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being,
asks
sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde
replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
my mother
had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't
you go home for the
day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the
day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains,
"No, I'd be better off here. I need
to keep my mind off it and I
have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and
allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need
anything, just let me
know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check
on the blonde. He looks
out over his office and sees the blonde
crying hysterically. He rushes
out to her, and asks, "Are you going to
be okay? Is there anything I
can do to help?"
"No," re
plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she
said
that HER mom died too!"
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A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli... | | | | | 82. | A guy's on the electric chair...
A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu... | | | | | 83. | A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ... | | | | | 84. | Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.
"Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as... | | | | | 85. | Everybody's doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the... | | | | | 86. | Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit... | | | | | 87. | A guy says to a salesgirl...
A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g... | | | | | 88. | The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ... | | | | | 89. | Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, ... | | | | | 90. | A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ... | | | | | 91. | While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive ... | | | | | 92. | A woman selling apples in New York...
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never... | | | | | 93. | Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some... | | | | | 94. | A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l... | | | | | 95. | Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I do... | | | | | 96. | A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"... | | | | | 97. | A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r... | | | | | 98. | First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t... | | | | | 99. | Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ... | | | | | 100. | Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ... | | |
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