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| 21. | Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ... |
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| 22. | A man let out a humongous burp...
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu... |
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| 23. | Two guys are out hunting deer...
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A... |
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| 24. | My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich an... |
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| 25. | Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and th... |
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| 26. | Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, ... |
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| 27. | An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her b... |
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| 28. | A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss... |
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| 29. | The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific... |
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| 30. | A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls... |
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| 31. | Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door. She opene... |
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| 32. | Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Do... |
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| 33. | The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam... |
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| 34. | Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T... |
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| 35. | A department store had to call off its special...
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch... |
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| 36. | A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train... |
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| 37. | A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One... |
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| 38. | A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j... |
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| 39. | Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea... |
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| 40. | Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked severa... |
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