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Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!" The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says, "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?" The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"
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A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathemat... | | | | | 2. | Poker
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. Whe... | | | | | 3. | I can not lie...
A Distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask... | | | | | 4. | Writing letters to son
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most like... | | | | | 5. | Discuss track types
Three hunters were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first hunt... | | | | | 6. | Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says... | | | | | 7. | A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha... | | | | | 8. | Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Call... | | | | | 9. | Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea... | | | | | 10. | Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady ... | | | | | 11. | The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha... | | | | | 12. | Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and Presiden... | | | | | 13. | Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof... | | | | | 14. | A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h... | | | | | 15. | A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the... | | | | | 16. | A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass... | | | | | 17. | Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped aw... | | | | | 18. | A little town had a high birth rate that...
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat... | | | | | 19. | How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.... | | | | | 20. | Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill... | | |
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriendentwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. "What's so funny?" thebartender asked."That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!" |
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