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| 1. | mathematician, an economist and a lawyer
A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathemat... |
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| 2. | Poker
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. Whe... |
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| 3. | I can not lie...
A Distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask... |
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| 4. | Writing letters to son
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most like... |
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| 5. | Discuss track types
Three hunters were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first hunt... |
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| 6. | Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says... |
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| 7. | A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha... |
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| 8. | Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Call... |
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| 9. | Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea... |
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| 10. | Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady ... |
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| 11. | The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha... |
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| 12. | Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and Presiden... |
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| 13. | Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof... |
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| 14. | A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h... |
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| 15. | A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the... |
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| 16. | A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass... |
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| 17. | Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped aw... |
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| 18. | A little town had a high birth rate that...
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat... |
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| 19. | How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.... |
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| 20. | Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill... |
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