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| 1. | Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first.... |
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| 2. | Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daug... |
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| 3. | Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept... |
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| 4. | Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At no... |
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| 5. | Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life fo... |
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| 6. | Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the t... |
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| 7. | Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appoint... |
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| 8. | Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy cro... |
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| 9. | Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when... |
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| 10. | Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company bo... |
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| 11. | Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his rec... |
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| 12. | Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. St... |
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| 13. | Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. "Doctor, I ... |
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| 14. | Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "D... |
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| 15. | Why study Economics?
|Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible h... |
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| 16. | Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is ... |
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| 17. | An economist's speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washingto... |
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| 18. | Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea's not ... |
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| 19. | An economist's logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. O... |
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| 20. | Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corr... |
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