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| 61. | Great with Cheerios
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.... |
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| 62. | Pick Up
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship... |
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| 63. | Liberal
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.... |
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| 64. | Insult
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets... |
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| 65. | Moms
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom... |
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| 66. | More Road Rage
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.... |
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| 67. | Go home
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!... |
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| 68. | Serial
Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!... |
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| 69. | Voices
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!... |
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| 70. | Road Rage
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!... |
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| 71. | Nobody likes change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.... |
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| 72. | Wisdom
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?... |
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| 73. | IRS
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!... |
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| 74. | Lawyer
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.... |
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| 75. | Wishful thanking
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?... |
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| 76. | Young for your age
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.... |
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| 77. | No pay today
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?... |
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| 78. | Will
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.... |
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| 79. | insanity
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.... |
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| 80. | Consciousness
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.... |
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