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| 41. | Oh so True
I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?... |
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| 42. | Errors
-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.... |
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| 43. | Issues
You! Off my planet!... |
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| 44. | The bank sucks
Adults are just kids who owe money.... |
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| 45. | Stress
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.... |
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| 46. | Green party
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.... |
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| 47. | All women
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."... |
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| 48. | Sarcasm
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.... |
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| 49. | describes all of us
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left... |
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| 50. | Two times a day
Is it time for your medication or mine?... |
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| 51. | So True
Too many freaks not enough circuses... |
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| 52. | ?????
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done... |
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| 53. | Moving on up
I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....... |
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| 54. | Homely
Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen... |
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| 55. | True
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools... |
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| 56. | Old folks
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.... |
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| 57. | Smarty
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.... |
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| 58. | Out to lunch
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.... |
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| 59. | The truth
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... |
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| 60. | more insult
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.... |
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