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| | | | | 1. | You're just jealous
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!... | | | | | 2. | If you can read this
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!... | | | | | 3. | If you are psychic
If you are psychic - think "HONK"... | | | | | 4. | Change is inevitable
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.... | | | | | 5. | Better to understand a little
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.... | | | | | 6. | What is a "free" gift ?
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?... | | | | | 7. | future payoff
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.... | | | | | 8. | Artificial Intelligence
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.... | | | | | 9. | We are born naked, wet, and hungry
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.... | | | | | 10. | I.R.S.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!... | | | | | 11. | Criminal Lawyer
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.... | | | | | 12. | generalizations
All generalizations are false, including this one.... | | | | | 13. | enough youth
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?... | | | | | 14. | Age
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.... | | | | | 15. | reality check
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?... | | | | | 16. | Where there's a will
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.... | | | | | 17. | insanity
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.... | | | | | 18. | Consciousness
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.... | | | | | 19. | Puritanism
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.... | | | | | 20. | rise to the occasion
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.... | | |
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The new CIA agents
Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through all their written and physical tests when they are pulled aside by one of the instructors who took them to a small room with another room adjacent to it. They brought the first guy's wife into the room and left her there. The instructor then loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the first man saying, "Go kill your wife of five years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room. He came back out one minute later and said, "I can't do it." The instructor replied, "Then you fail out, so get out."The second candidate's wife was brought to the room. The instructor then loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the second man and said, "Go kill your wife of ten years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room, but returned three minutes later and said, "I can't do it." The instructor replied, "Then you fail out - get out." Finally, the third candidate's wife was left in the adjacent room. The instructor loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the third man and said, "Go kill your wife of fifteen years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room where there is silence for one minute. Suddenly, there was the sound of two gunshot, followed by a huge commotion in the room. The third man came out finally, sweating profusely, and said, "You gave me blanks, so I had to choke her." |
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