|
Navigation |
 Home | | Login/Register | | Site Map | | Contact Us | | Search | | Jokes | | Directory | | Top Jokes | | Put a Joke on your Site! |
|
Top 20 Joke Categories |
|
|
|
Search |
|
|
|
Random Joke |
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'" The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'" The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."
|
|
|
|
eJokes
Club |
Current Category: Home >> Bumper stickers
Buy books about Bumper stickers !
Jokes
| Jokes 1 - 20 of 103 for this category |
| 1 : 2 : 3 : 4 : 5
Page 1 of 6 |  |
| | | | | 1. | You're just jealous
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!... | | | | | 2. | If you can read this
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!... | | | | | 3. | If you are psychic
If you are psychic - think "HONK"... | | | | | 4. | Change is inevitable
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.... | | | | | 5. | Better to understand a little
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.... | | | | | 6. | What is a "free" gift ?
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?... | | | | | 7. | future payoff
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.... | | | | | 8. | Artificial Intelligence
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.... | | | | | 9. | We are born naked, wet, and hungry
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.... | | | | | 10. | I.R.S.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!... | | | | | 11. | Criminal Lawyer
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.... | | | | | 12. | generalizations
All generalizations are false, including this one.... | | | | | 13. | enough youth
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?... | | | | | 14. | Age
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.... | | | | | 15. | reality check
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?... | | | | | 16. | Where there's a will
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.... | | | | | 17. | insanity
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.... | | | | | 18. | Consciousness
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.... | | | | | 19. | Puritanism
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.... | | | | | 20. | rise to the occasion
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.... | | |
| Jokes 1 - 20 of 103 for this category |
| 1 : 2 : 3 : 4 : 5
Page 1 of 6 | |
|
|
|
|
Login/Register |
|
|
|
Joke of the Day |
Little Johnny's mother decided to give...
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd." |
|
|
Advertisement |
|
|
|
Pirate Jokes (20)