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| 1. | You're just jealous
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!... |
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| 2. | If you can read this
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!... |
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| 3. | If you are psychic
If you are psychic - think "HONK"... |
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| 4. | Change is inevitable
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.... |
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| 5. | Better to understand a little
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.... |
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| 6. | What is a "free" gift ?
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?... |
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| 7. | future payoff
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.... |
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| 8. | Artificial Intelligence
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.... |
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| 9. | We are born naked, wet, and hungry
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.... |
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| 10. | I.R.S.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!... |
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| 11. | Criminal Lawyer
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.... |
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| 12. | generalizations
All generalizations are false, including this one.... |
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| 13. | enough youth
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?... |
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| 14. | Age
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.... |
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| 15. | reality check
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?... |
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| 16. | Where there's a will
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.... |
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| 17. | insanity
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.... |
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| 18. | Consciousness
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.... |
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| 19. | Puritanism
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.... |
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| 20. | rise to the occasion
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.... |
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