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| 81. | OLD NEVER DIES 8
OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off thei... |
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| 82. | OLD NEVER DIES 10
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're ... |
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| 83. | OLD NEVER DIES 9
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to b... |
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| 84. | OLD NEVER DIES 13
OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the ... |
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| 85. | OLD NEVER DIES 11
OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN PU... |
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| 86. | OLD NEVER DIES 12
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they j... |
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| 87. | OLD NEVER DIES 14
OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCHM... |
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| 88. | OLD NEVER DIES 15
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOL... |
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| 89. | Movies changed
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a ... |
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| 90. | New hearing aid
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor ... |
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| 91. | Handling teens
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fir... |
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| 92. | Ode to cranky men
I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as ... |
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| 93. | I have bad news
The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on m... |
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| 94. | I am not forgetful
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with... |
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| 95. | Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's... |
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| 96. | Guaranteed visits
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her... |
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| 97. | Getting old when
You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work... |
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| 98. | You will forget it
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor... |
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| 99. | Sharing everything
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had orde... |
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| 100. | Uncovering a scam
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and ... |
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