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| 1. | Florida State Tropper
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
the dealership. Taking of... |
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| 2. | An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe... |
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| 3. | Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg... |
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| 4. | A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't ... |
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| 5. | Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske... |
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| 6. | Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ... |
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| 7. | How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!... |
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| 8. | A little old lady walked into the bank...
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua... |
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| 9. | An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's... |
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| 10. | A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hi... |
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| 11. | Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home...
Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns t... |
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| 12. | This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ... |
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| 13. | A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ... |
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| 14. | An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would... |
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| 15. | Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge... |
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| 16. | Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ... |
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| 17. | Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen... |
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| 18. | An old man and an old lady are getting...
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o... |
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| 19. | How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.... |
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| 20. | An elderly couple, living apart...
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We s... |
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