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| 1. | Poker
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. Whe... |
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| 2. | Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking.
Mrs. D... |
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| 3. | Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a... |
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| 4. | Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienc... |
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| 5. | Marriage quotes 11
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off... |
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| 6. | Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was to... |
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| 7. | Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; afte... |
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| 8. | Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks ... |
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| 9. | What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs... |
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| 10. | A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter"... |
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| 11. | I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to ... |
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| 12. | Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer... |
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| 13. | The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife... |
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| 14. | University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all mari... |
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| 15. | Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the ... |
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| 16. | Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She ope... |
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| 17. | Why can't you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving tw... |
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| 18. | I have "great" news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Prett... |
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| 19. | Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasoo... |
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| 20. | Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon,... |
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