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| 1. | The Lady Golfer
Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning
round of golf. It was their fa... |
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| 2. | The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on ... |
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| 3. | Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former lead... |
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| 4. | Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the cours... |
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| 5. | Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the hori... |
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| 6. | This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she as... |
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| 7. | Normal car is better
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of mil... |
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| 8. | Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents... Get tired every softball s... |
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| 9. | Question answer 01
|Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court ... |
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| 10. | Question answer 02
|Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our n... |
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| 11. | Question answer 03
|What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as t... |
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| 12. | Question answer 04
|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Wh... |
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| 13. | Question answer 05
|Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you ... |
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| 14. | Question answer 06
|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you ... |
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| 15. | Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's... |
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| 16. | Question answer 08
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grassh... |
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| 17. | Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bon... |
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| 18. | Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff W... |
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| 19. | Who is on First?
|Who's On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis,... |
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| 20. | You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the vict... |
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