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Really Good Deed

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in." The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em torturing this chick. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me. So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'" St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this happen?" "Er.. about two minutes ago."
 
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41.A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...
 
42.Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swi...
 
43.Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, ...
 
44.The Zen Master is visiting New York City...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make m...
 
45.Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smel...
 
46.A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame...
 
47.Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was reco...
 
48.The Mohel
This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...
 
49.How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...
 
50.Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...
 
51.A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped...
 
52.A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...
 
53.International Travellers Bloopers
International Travelers Bloopers 1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat. 2. I...
 
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