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Baseball in Heaven?
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond."Bob, Is that you?" Earl asked."Of course it me," Bob replied."This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?""Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?""Tell me the good news first.""Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl.""Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?""You're pitching tomorrow night."
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Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity... | | | | | 2. | New Driver's License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and c... | | | | | 3. | Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would g... | | | | | 4. | Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.... | | | | | 5. | Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers Insu... | | | | | 6. | Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man ... | | | | | 7. | Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v... | | | | | 8. | Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ... | | | | | 9. | Bad Motel
1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow start... | | | | | 10. | Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who respond... | | | | | 11. | David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take... | | | | | 12. | A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa... | | | | | 13. | The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. "Who turned on t... | | | | | 14. | My car
A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under... | | | | | 15. | Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la... | | | | | 16. | Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B... | | | | | 17. | Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi... | | | | | 18. | Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants t... | | | | | 19. | From a Southwest Airlines employee....
From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ... | | | | | 20. | Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria... | | |
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriendentwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. "What's so funny?" thebartender asked."That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!" |
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