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| 1. | Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity... |
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| 2. | New Driver's License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and c... |
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| 3. | Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would g... |
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| 4. | Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.... |
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| 5. | Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers Insu... |
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| 6. | Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man ... |
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| 7. | Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v... |
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| 8. | Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ... |
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| 9. | Bad Motel
1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow start... |
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| 10. | Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who respond... |
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| 11. | David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take... |
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| 12. | A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa... |
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| 13. | The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. "Who turned on t... |
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| 14. | My car
A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under... |
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| 15. | Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la... |
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| 16. | Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B... |
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| 17. | Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi... |
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| 18. | Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants t... |
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| 19. | From a Southwest Airlines employee....
From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ... |
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| 20. | Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria... |
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