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| 1. | Child sent to bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can... |
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| 2. | Turned Into a Mom When...
You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as you d... |
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| 3. | Pass out in shock
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 9... |
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| 4. | Great first parent
The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the ... |
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| 5. | Mom would never say
Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to sk... |
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| 6. | Fathers then & now
Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly... |
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| 7. | Out of food supplies
With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule... |
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| 8. | Thoughts and quotes
The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.----------------------------... |
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| 9. | AHH, THAT'S BETTER!
A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005... |
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| 10. | Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income be... |
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| 11. | An insurance company
Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have do... |
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| 12. | Expert on parenting
The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.O... |
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| 13. | Travel on the plane
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchild... |
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| 14. | Shopping for goods
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do... |
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| 15. | Kids tough question
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.S... |
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| 16. | Adults have learned
Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. ... |
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| 17. | We have new babies
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister t... |
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| 18. | Go to the hospital
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.... |
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| 19. | Naming your child
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident... |
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| 20. | Delivering a baby
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no ele... |
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