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One afternoon, a man was riding in
the back
of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road
side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why
are you eating grass?", he asked one man.
"We don't have any
money for food.", The poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me
then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with me too!", he said to the other
man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man
answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the
car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "sir,
you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied
"No, you don't understand, the grass at my home
is about three
feet tall!"
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