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| 1. | So many illegals
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in
the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his
beer,... |
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| 2. | Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the w... |
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| 3. | A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ... |
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| 4. | Australia...
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m... |
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| 5. | I saw a pen in a store the other day...
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than... |
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| 6. | A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". A... |
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| 7. | What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen... |
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| 8. | The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the foreco... |
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| 9. | The wedding is off...no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. ... |
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| 10. | A waitress walks up to one of her tables in...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Jap... |
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| 11. | A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached f... |
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| 12. | Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll ... |
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| 13. | Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around... |
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| 14. | Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter,... |
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| 15. | A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park... |
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| 16. | What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother... |
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| 17. | What is brown and has holes in it?
What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.... |
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| 18. | An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupee... |
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| 19. | A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for materi... |
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| 20. | What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp... |
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