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Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear. One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit. "Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!" "Not now! I'm eating." "Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important." "No way." "Please. It's urgent." So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air. "Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?" "Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."
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A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, ... | | | | | 22. | Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. ... | | | | | 23. | What is this?
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a b... | | | | | 24. | Sorry for eating the peanuts
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits do... | | | | | 25. | Studying the twinkies
In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristic... | | | | | 26. | An error publishing an article
From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterell... | | | | | 27. | Food fight in a store
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arres... | | | | | 28. | Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things... | | | | | 29. | I have a Microsoft waiter
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the pr... | | | | | 30. | A great fruit cake recipie
You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit,... | | | | | 31. | We could have been here sooner
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Sa... | | | | | 32. | Thin People Don't
By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fol... | | | | | 33. | The results of a study
About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.... | | | | | 34. | The bachelor's diet
Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while b... | | | | | 35. | Caffeine addict quiz
Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simpl... | | | | | 36. | M&M Evolution theory
M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue ... | | | | | 37. | Bad convenience foods
The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meeter... | | | | | 38. | Food laughs & humor
From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75... | | | | | 39. | He's a real fun guy [fungi]
Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun g... | | | | | 40. | Bottle of Evian water?
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!... | | |
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One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"DirtyJohnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth." |
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