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| 1. | Waiter jokes
Waiter, are there snails on the menu?
Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen!... |
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| 2. | Teeth jokes
What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth.... |
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| 3. | Restaurant jokes
Hello? Fred's Restaurant.
Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs?
We serve anyone, sir!... |
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| 4. | Food jokes
What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?
A humburger.... |
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| 5. | Food jokes
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.... |
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| 6. | Burger jokes
Who is the hamburgers' favorite actress?
Candice Berger!... |
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| 7. | Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the... |
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| 8. | The Pepsi plane crash...
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed ... |
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| 9. | The Diet
The Diet
BREAKFAST
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 ... |
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| 10. | What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross?
A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up wi... |
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| 11. | Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really ba... |
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| 12. | A practical joke involving jello
Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be m... |
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| 13. | Improving fry cooking time
In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's s... |
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| 14. | You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bi... |
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| 15. | Constantly complaining about the temperature
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be tu... |
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| 16. | The family of tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging... |
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| 17. | Food one-liners
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a moth... |
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| 18. | You can now eat your own plate
Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furthe... |
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| 19. | Purchasing mailing lists
With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are ... |
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| 20. | Purchasing power of burgers
Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big... |
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