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1.Waiter jokes
Waiter, are there snails on the menu? Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen!...
 
2.Teeth jokes
What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth....
 
3.Restaurant jokes
Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir!...
 
4.Food jokes
What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger....
 
5.Food jokes
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you....
 
6.Burger jokes
Who is the hamburgers' favorite actress? Candice Berger!...
 
7.Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the...
 
8.The Pepsi plane crash...
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed ...
 
9.The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 ...
 
10.What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up wi...
 
11.Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really ba...
 
12.A practical joke involving jello
Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be m...
 
13.Improving fry cooking time
In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's s...
 
14.You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bi...
 
15.Constantly complaining about the temperature
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be tu...
 
16.The family of tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging...
 
17.Food one-liners
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a moth...
 
18.You can now eat your own plate
Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furthe...
 
19.Purchasing mailing lists
With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are ...
 
20.Purchasing power of burgers
Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big...
 
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriendentwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. "What's so funny?" thebartender asked."That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
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