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| 1. | What Not to say to a Cop!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't re... |
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| 2. | GRAVITY KILLS
A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretc... |
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| 3. | Police jokes
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the drive... |
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| 4. | Police jokes
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be we... |
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| 5. | Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you?
Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.... |
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| 6. | Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who
joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspe... |
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| 7. | Bath jokes
What criminal doesn't take baths?
A dirty crook.... |
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| 8. | What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knight stick and a magician's wand?
A: A Magician'... |
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| 9. | Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting un... |
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| 10. | Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an... |
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| 11. | Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the ... |
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| 12. | All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h... |
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| 13. | Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of ... |
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| 14. | Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h... |
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| 15. | Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ... |
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| 16. | Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see yo... |
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| 17. | F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G... |
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| 18. | Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se... |
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| 19. | What is the future
|My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ... |
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| 20. | Part of the service
|Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?... |
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