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Things you don't want to hear during surgery

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there. Oh no! Where's my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? There go the lights again? "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em." Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Could you stop that thing from beating, it's throwing off my concentration. What's this doing here? I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?! Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right? OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card? Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?" FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
 
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Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way....
 
2.Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"...
 
3.Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!...
 
4.You Mama's So Hairy...
- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mama's so hairy, Bi...
 
5.Yo mama's house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...
 
6.Yo mama's house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama h...
 
7.Yo mama's head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar....
 
8.Yo mama's hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls ...
 
9.Yo mama's nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from...
 
10.Yo mama's glasses so thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's gla...
 
11.Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (...
 
12.Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...
 
13.Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat ...
 
14.Yo mama's teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spit...
 
15.Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so b...
 
16.Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickna...
 
17.Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security numbe...
 
18.Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugl...
 
19.Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo ...
 
20.Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisenc...
 
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