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| 1. | Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move
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| 2. | Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"... |
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| 3. | Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!... |
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| 4. | You Mama's So Hairy...
- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bi... |
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| 5. | Yo mama's house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h... |
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| 6. | Yo mama's house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama h... |
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| 7. | Yo mama's head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.... |
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| 8. | Yo mama's hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls ... |
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| 9. | Yo mama's nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from... |
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| 10. | Yo mama's glasses so thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's gla... |
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| 11. | Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (... |
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| 12. | Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam... |
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| 13. | Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat ... |
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| 14. | Yo mama's teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spit... |
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| 15. | Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so b... |
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| 16. | Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickna... |
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| 17. | Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security numbe... |
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| 18. | Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugl... |
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| 19. | Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo ... |
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| 20. | Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisenc... |
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