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| 1. | Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.... |
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| 2. | Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his
girlfriend bein... |
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| 3. | Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He rank half of it and poured the res... |
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| 4. | Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender."
But when it was time... |
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| 5. | What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
"It op... |
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| 6. | The Eighteen Bottles
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each... |
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| 7. | After a long pubcrawl...
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t... |
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| 8. | A fellow decides to take off early from work...
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ... |
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| 9. | Two friends were out drinking...
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless... |
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| 10. | At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open... |
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| 11. | Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig... |
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| 12. | The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart... |
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| 13. | This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"... |
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| 14. | Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr... |
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| 15. | Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ... |
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| 16. | A rather novel way to...
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr... |
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| 17. | The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse... |
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| 18. | A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:... |
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| 19. | One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i... |
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| 20. | Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ... |
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