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Japan's quality standard
This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They're still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept three defective parts per 10,000 . When the delivery came in there was an accompanying letter. "We, Japanese people, had a hard time understanding North American business practices. But the three defective parts per 10,000 have been separately manufactured and have been included in the consignment. Hope this pleases you."
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.... | | | | | 2. | Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his
girlfriend bein... | | | | | 3. | Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He rank half of it and poured the res... | | | | | 4. | Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender."
But when it was time... | | | | | 5. | What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
"It op... | | | | | 6. | The Eighteen Bottles
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each... | | | | | 7. | After a long pubcrawl...
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t... | | | | | 8. | A fellow decides to take off early from work...
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ... | | | | | 9. | Two friends were out drinking...
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless... | | | | | 10. | At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open... | | | | | 11. | Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig... | | | | | 12. | The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart... | | | | | 13. | This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"... | | | | | 14. | Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr... | | | | | 15. | Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ... | | | | | 16. | A rather novel way to...
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr... | | | | | 17. | The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse... | | | | | 18. | A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:... | | | | | 19. | One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i... | | | | | 20. | Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ... | | |
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriendentwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. "What's so funny?" thebartender asked."That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!" |
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