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Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "Myhusband wants me to ask you...""I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on hershoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late Inthe pregnancy.""No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to know ifI can still mow the lawn."
 
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1.$50 Lesson in Politics-short read
I was talking to my friend's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Bot...
 
2.Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted chan...
 
3.A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...
 
4.An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the ...
 
5.The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, a...
 
6.How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homewo...
 
7.Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gu...
 
8.Fidel dies and goes to heaven...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list an...
 
9.What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?"Not according to Dad."...
 
10.A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marria...
 
11.Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours, but we've really come t...
 
12.When white man found this land, Indians were running it...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa...
 
13.Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history ...
 
14.Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What ...
 
15.Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime....
 
16.US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking h...
 
17.Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...
 
18.How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to ch...
 
19.How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the ...
 
20.Top 10 McGreevey jokes
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes.... 10 NJ state bird - swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Hi...
 
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Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."
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