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1.Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the...
 
2.A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes th...
 
3.How do pirates navigate their ships?
How do pirates navigate their ships? With the staaaaaarrrrrs....
 
4.What do pirates rest in?
What do pirates rest in? Aarrrrmchairs!...
 
5.Bottom of the Ocean
What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!!!!...
 
6.Who are pirate's enemies?
Who are pirate's enemies? The Arrrrrrrmed Forces!...
 
7.What does a pirate call his Mother?
What does a pirate call his Mother? MotheARRRRrrrrggghhh!...
 
8.What is a pirate's favorite snack?
What is a pirate's favorite snack? Marrrrrrshmallows!...
 
9.What do pirates rest in?
What do pirates rest in? Aarrrrmchairs!...
 
10.What do pirates practice shooting at?
What do pirates practice shooting at? Tarrrrrgets!...
 
11.What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of? ARRRmageddon!...
 
12.Which Star Wars character is really a pirate?
Which Star Wars character is really a pirate? Aarrrrgghh-2-d-2...
 
13.What do pirates do on weekends?
What do pirates do on weekends? Have BARRRRRRrgh-B-Qs!...
 
14.Why did the pirate cross the sea?
Why did the pirate cross the sea? To get to the other tide!...
 
15.Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It's rated AARRRRGGH! And you know why? Because of all...
 
16.What side of a pirate boat does a pirate not want to be on?
What side of a pirate boat does a pirate not want to be on? The outside!...
 
17.Why have pirates never attacked Hutchinson, Kansas?
Why have pirates never attacked Hutchinson, Kansas? It's too fAArrrrrrr inshore!...
 
18.What is a pirate's favorite soft drink?
What is a pirate's favorite soft drink? ARRRRR-C Cola!...
 
19.Where do pirates walk their dogs?
Where do pirates walk their dogs? In the parrrrrrk!...
 
20.pirate who lost all his money
Did you here about the pirate who lost all his money? He was HOOKED on gambling!!...
 
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