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| 61. | Three vampires go to a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first v... |
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| 62. | Does your dog bite?
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No.... |
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| 63. | A golf club visits a local bar
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serv... |
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| 64. | I am afraid of that tarmac
A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits ... |
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| 65. | I don't owe anything for this drink
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, pleas... |
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| 66. | A brain goes to a local bar
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and say... |
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| 67. | The wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Af... |
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| 68. | If she went out with me
A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell ... |
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| 69. | Who gave you those black eyes?
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appear... |
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| 70. | Free drinks for everyone
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me inclu... |
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| 71. | This pill allows you to fly
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the wind... |
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| 72. | I'll trust you that you paid
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9... |
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| 73. | Driving home very drunk
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a sta... |
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| 74. | I get so drunk that I imagine things
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr... |
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| 75. | The Beer Prayer
Our lager, which art in barrels, hollowed be thy drink. I will be drunk, at home as in the tavern. ... |
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| 76. | I'm trying to prove a point
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to qu... |
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| 77. | A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes th... |
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| 78. | There is a monkey in the bar
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looki... |
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| 79. | Top ten signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz aft... |
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| 80. | A drunk orders himself a beer
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats hi... |
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