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1.Ultimate Female Joke
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptiona...
 
2.Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not....
 
3.Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time...
 
4.Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey ...
 
5.The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the bar stool, and waits for the bartender. The bartender walk...
 
6.Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail? one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter...
 
7.A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...
 
8.A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and...
 
9.What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up wi...
 
10.The Eighteen Bottles
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each...
 
11.Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every sub...
 
12.Two Irish Men in A bar
There were two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting thin...
 
13.Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling...
 
14.drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ...
 
15.me drunk?
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...
 
16.high tech
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand...
 
17.beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and o...
 
18.25 signs you've had too much to drink
Please try the following:...
 
19.spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a te...
 
20.3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...
 
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriendentwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. "What's so funny?" thebartender asked."That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
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