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| 41. | Some Musical Christmas Advice
Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good b... |
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| 42. | The first reindeer seen in a bar
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the ba... |
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| 43. | The strange Christmas scene
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone in... |
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| 44. | The night before Christmas for an attorney
Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quie... |
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| 45. | Christmas downsizing
Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive st... |
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| 46. | 'Twas the Night before Finals
T'was the night before finals, and all through the college, the students were praying for last minut... |
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| 47. | Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework"... |
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| 48. | The twelve days after Christmas
The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd bu... |
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| 49. | Revised Christmas days
Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days ... |
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| 50. | Addicted to the Web
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is g... |
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| 51. | An Internet Christmas
T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,... |
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| 52. | Your father is drunk
To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better... |
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| 53. | Twelve Days of Fast Food
On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the ... |
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| 54. | Twelve days Microsoft
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christm... |
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| 55. | Short Reindeer Jokes
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a ... |
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| 56. | Short Snow Jokes
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do sno... |
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| 57. | Short Christmas Jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve!
How do you make an idiot... |
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| 58. | Knock Knock Christmas
Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Snow... |
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| 59. | Short Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a sa... |
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| 60. | Santa Hates Your Kid
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, gets... |
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