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| 1. | Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of thi... |
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| 2. | 'Twas the Night After Christmas
'Twas the Night After Christmas
'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the ... |
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| 3. | Santa's Wife
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.... |
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| 4. | Cookie the Cat's Resolutions
5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch w... |
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| 5. | Office Worker Resolution
RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at least 10 ... |
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| 6. | Your New Year Resolution
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are so... |
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| 7. | I just had a dream about it
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed ... |
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| 8. | I'm sending out some cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met... |
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| 9. | Real Church Bloopers...
? Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medicat... |
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| 10. | Do you go to church?
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door ... |
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| 11. | Advertisements
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't ... |
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| 12. | Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...
10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you... |
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| 13. | Halloween handouts
The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil... |
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| 14. | Geek's Thanksgiving
1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!
2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!
3. Be thankful y... |
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| 15. | The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-ena... |
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| 16. | The football-playing turkey
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutt... |
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| 17. | A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on t... |
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| 18. | Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsib... |
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| 19. | Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice tha... |
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| 20. | New Year Nerd Resolutions
NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I re... |
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