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Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasawaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch.Santa declined, saying "Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know."Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down to her underwear."OH Santa, won't you please stay?" she begged. Taking a long look, Santa sighedand delivered a not too believable, "Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presentsyou know."Not to be denied, this gorgeous female stripped off every stitch of remainingclothing, smiled and said in the sexiest voice imaginable, "Oh, Santa, pleasereconsider? Stay with me?"With a very pained look on his face, Santa groaned and said very slowly, "Ho -ho,gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know."And with that, he turned and left. Two minutes passed, and Santa reappeared, ploppinghimself down on the couch next to the beautiful girl."Santa! You decided to stay!" she exclaimed gleefully.Santa grinned and said "Hey - hey, gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney THIS way!"Sent by Neicey
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Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game... | | | | | 22. | Identifying wasted time
TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been t... | | | | | 23. | Want a day off work?
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year ava... | | | | | 24. | Fun with telemarketers
What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most... | | | | | 25. | Have incredible dogs
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog c... | | | | | 26. | Application rejections
Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for ... | | | | | 27. | The resume bloopers
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1. I demand... | | | | | 28. | Unique job interviews
Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporat... | | | | | 29. | Have a life after death
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recru... | | | | | 30. | Murphy's work laws
MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't be... | | | | | 31. | Company buzz words
New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a dead... | | | | | 32. | The job security quiz
The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will becom... | | | | | 33. | The office happenings
Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find... | | | | | 34. | Pay for your past bills
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money... | | | | | 35. | The last day working
"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she ask... | | | | | 36. | Evaluating employees
RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report, this employee has reach... | | | | | 37. | Thoughts from work
Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary. ... | | | | | 38. | Useful work phrases
USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I'm not being rude.... | | | | | 39. | The engineer's terms
Top 25 Engineer's Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number of different a... | | | | | 40. | Selling war insurance
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their go... | | |
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One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"DirtyJohnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth." |
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