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| 1. | Where you reside
...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had wi... |
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| 2. | Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB P... |
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| 3. | Quotes of companies
Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of different... |
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| 4. | How all careers end
How careers end... Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far E... |
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| 5. | Describe professions
What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a mar... |
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| 6. | Letters to a landlord
Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children... |
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| 7. | Changed HR policies
Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day... |
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| 8. | Old local blacksmith
An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young ma... |
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| 9. | Drummer problems
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked wit... |
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| 10. | Pick a starting salary
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT... |
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| 11. | Boss wants too much
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was... |
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| 12. | Never say it at work
TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work in the morning. A... |
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| 13. | Corporate lingo list
Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by p... |
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| 14. | Workplace insanity
HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over the intercom. Don't ... |
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| 15. | Sleeping on the job
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. "They told me at the blood bank this might... |
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| 16. | Must help the wife
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house... |
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| 17. | Stock market report
Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubi... |
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| 18. | An old occupation
What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just los... |
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| 19. | Photographer works
There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - th... |
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| 20. | Mistakes on a resume
These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription ... |
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