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| 1. | 3rd Loong List - One Liners
Q. What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A. At least when you're eatin... |
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| 2. | Another Loong List One Liners
Q. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came... |
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| 3. | Time jokes
When do clocks die?
When their time is up.... |
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| 4. | Humor jokes
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?... |
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| 5. | Hair and bald jokes
Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.... |
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| 6. | Don't Be a Sexist
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!... |
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| 7. | Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Th... |
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| 8. | Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter... |
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| 9. | Harley and Hoover
Q. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
A. The Location Of The Dirt Bag... |
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| 10. | Titantic
Q. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
A. Sanka... |
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| 11. | Roast Beef And Pea Soup
Q. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
A. Anyone Can Roast Beef... |
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| 12. | Bullfighters
Q. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
A. Quattro Sinko... |
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| 13. | Cheese
Q. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.... |
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| 14. | Boomerang
Q. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A. A Stick... |
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| 15. | Esimos
Q. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
A. Polaroid's... |
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| 16. | Holy Water
Q. How Do You Get Holy Water?
A. You Boil The Hell Out Of It.... |
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| 17. | Fish
Q. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
A. Dam!... |
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| 18. | Crazy People in the Forest
Q. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
A. They Take The Psycho Path... |
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| 19. | ouch
Q: What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
A: It may take me a while to get hard—I just... |
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| 20. | Boxing Legend
Q: Why does Mike Tyson always cry during sex?
A: Mace.... |
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