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A mute was walking down the street one day...
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign language, he inquired how his friend had beendoing. The friend replied (vocally!) "Oh, can that hand-waving shit. I can talk now."Intrigued, the mute pressed him for details. Seems he had gone to aspecialist, who, seeing no physical damage, had put him on a treatmentprogram that had restored the use of his vocal chords.Gesturing wildly, the mute asked if he might meet this specialist. Theygot an appointment that very afternoon.After an exam, the specialist proclaimed that he had found no permanentdamage. The mute was essentially in the same condition as his buddy,and that there was no reason why he couldn't be helped as well."Yes, yes" signed the mute. "Let's have the first treatment right now!""Very well," replied the specialist."Kindly go into the next room, dropyour pants and lean over the examining table. I'll be right in."The mute does as instructed, and the doctor sneaked in carrying abroomstick, mallet and jar of Vaseline. Greasing the broom handle, he'sent it home' with a deft swipe of the mallet.The mute jumped from the table, screaming, "AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!""VERY good," smiled the doctor. "Next Tuesday, we work on 'B'."
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Q. What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A. At least when you're eatin... | | | | | 2. | Another Loong List One Liners
Q. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came... | | | | | 3. | Time jokes
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Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.... | | | | | 6. | Don't Be a Sexist
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!... | | | | | 7. | Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Th... | | | | | 8. | Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter... | | | | | 9. | Harley and Hoover
Q. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
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Q. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
A. Sanka... | | | | | 11. | Roast Beef And Pea Soup
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A. Anyone Can Roast Beef... | | | | | 12. | Bullfighters
Q. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
A. Quattro Sinko... | | | | | 13. | Cheese
Q. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
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A. A Stick... | | | | | 15. | Esimos
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Q. How Do You Get Holy Water?
A. You Boil The Hell Out Of It.... | | | | | 17. | Fish
Q. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
A. Dam!... | | | | | 18. | Crazy People in the Forest
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A. They Take The Psycho Path... | | | | | 19. | ouch
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A: It may take me a while to get hard—I just... | | | | | 20. | Boxing Legend
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriendentwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. "What's so funny?" thebartender asked."That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!" |
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