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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...Cats have never forgotten this.Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs...You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God!Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether o... | | | | | 2. | Tetanus Shot
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.... | | | | | 3. | Have a first child
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first ch... | | | | | 4. | My wife is pregnant
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two min... | | | | | 5. | Televised operations
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most like... | | | | | 6. | At a dentist's
Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, ... | | | | | 7. | The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill sa... | | | | | 8. | MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ ... | | | | | 9. | An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come f... | | | | | 10. | A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f... | | | | | 11. | Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very m... | | | | | 12. | Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.... | | | | | 13. | A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ... | | | | | 14. | Pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so... | | | | | 15. | The patient came into the doctor's office...
The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h... | | | | | 16. | How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.... | | | | | 17. | A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t... | | | | | 18. | What's the definition of bravery?
What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!... | | | | | 19. | A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he t... | | | | | 20. | A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac... | | |
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Robber met animals
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus." |
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