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61.Whats the world weakest animal?
Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...
 
62.A tadpole!
What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!...
 
63.Lily!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...
 
64.Hop-scotch!
What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!...
 
65.He had his own frog horn!
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!...
 
66.At the spawn shop!
Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!...
 
67.Lollihops!
What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!...
 
68.A croak and dagger agent!
hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...
 
69.In the croakroom!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!...
 
70.Reptiles!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!...
 
71.I'll get you next slime!
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!...
 
72.About one mile a day!
What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!...
 
73.A snail with a housing problem!
What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!...
 
74.How slime flies!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!...
 
75.slugs leave a trail
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean m...
 
76.Leave them to slug it out!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...
 
77.School dinners come on a plate!
What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...
 
78.He simply croaked!
How did the toad die? He simply croaked!...
 
79.It's croak-et!
Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...
 
80.headmasters and bullfrogs
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...
 
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One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"DirtyJohnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth."
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