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| 61. | What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.... |
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| 62. | A Duck walks into a bar...
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ... |
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| 63. | A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a... |
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| 64. | It's so easy to milk a cow...
It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.... |
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| 65. | What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area.... |
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| 66. | Two male flies are buzzing around...
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ... |
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| 67. | A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t... |
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| 68. | Two goldfish are in a tank...
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair... |
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| 69. | Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o... |
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| 70. | What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.... |
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| 71. | For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi... |
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| 72. | Pet owners
There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher... |
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| 73. | What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"... |
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| 74. | There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t... |
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| 75. | An elephant...
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah... |
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| 76. | A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is... |
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| 77. | How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in... |
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| 78. | A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ... |
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| 79. | What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!... |
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| 80. | At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi... |
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