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| 41. | Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the o... |
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| 42. | Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie... |
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| 43. | A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for... |
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| 44. | A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ... |
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| 45. | The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ... |
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| 46. | A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ... |
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| 47. | A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof.... |
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| 48. | Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.... |
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| 49. | A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c... |
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| 50. | A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir... |
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| 51. | An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an... |
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| 52. | What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis ... |
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| 53. | What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit... |
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| 54. | What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.... |
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| 55. | There was once a wide mouth frog...
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ... |
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| 56. | One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investig... |
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| 57. | Did you hear about the blind skunk...
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?... |
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| 58. | What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!... |
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| 59. | What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!... |
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| 60. | What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.... |
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