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Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink. All of a sudden she gets an idea that she knows will solve her problems.She takes her change and goes to the man at the end of the bar and says, " Mister, I'm broke and my landlord said if I dont give him the rent money first thing in the morning, I'm out of a place to live. I'll bet you my last five dollars that i can come up with a rhyme that you can't come up with a reply to."The man wanting to help her says ok go ahead.So she tells him, "six times six is thirty-six and three is thirty-nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can't tell the depth of mine."The man scratches his head and says, "your right, I can't top that." and he pays her the five dollars.Then she goes to the next man and the next until she has beat every man in the bar. So she goes to the next bar and starts betting 100 at a time. She does this at every bar on the block until she has 3,000 dollars. Deciding thats enough she heads for home.On her way she meets a bum in an alley and decides to have a little fun. So she tells the bum that she will bet her 3,000 dollars against his bottle of booze that she can tell him a ryhme to wich he cant come up with a reply. The bum figures what the heck and says "your on"Six times six is thirty-six and three is thirty-nine, I can tell the length of yours but you can't tell the depth of mine.The bum sits back, thinks for a minute and says "six times six is thirty-six and three is thirty-nine, I can piss in yours but you can't piss in mine!!"
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What is a duck's favorite TV show?
THE FEATHER FORECAST... | | | | | 2. | Caught by alligators
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik... | | | | | 3. | Cockroach killing
My wife is too afraid of cockroaches. One fine day I heard my wife scream. She saw a cockroach! I ... | | | | | 4. | Why don't oysters give to charity?
Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish.... | | | | | 5. | What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!... | | | | | 6. | What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.... | | | | | 7. | A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting... | | | | | 8. | A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...... | | | | | 9. | Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin... | | | | | 10. | What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger... | | | | | 11. | What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M... | | | | | 12. | What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica... | | | | | 13. | Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la... | | | | | 14. | Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul... | | | | | 15. | What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer... | | | | | 16. | What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.... | | | | | 17. | A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t... | | | | | 18. | What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy... | | | | | 19. | What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!... | | | | | 20. | I've never understood why women love cats...
I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in... | | |
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