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| 1. | Duck's Favorite TV show
What is a duck's favorite TV show?
THE FEATHER FORECAST... |
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| 2. | Caught by alligators
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik... |
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| 3. | Cockroach killing
My wife is too afraid of cockroaches. One fine day I heard my wife scream. She saw a cockroach! I ... |
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| 4. | Why don't oysters give to charity?
Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish.... |
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| 5. | What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!... |
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| 6. | What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.... |
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| 7. | A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting... |
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| 8. | A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...... |
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| 9. | Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin... |
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| 10. | What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger... |
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| 11. | What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M... |
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| 12. | What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica... |
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| 13. | Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la... |
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| 14. | Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul... |
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| 15. | What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer... |
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| 16. | What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.... |
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| 17. | A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t... |
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| 18. | What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy... |
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| 19. | What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!... |
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| 20. | I've never understood why women love cats...
I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in... |
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