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Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes werethe dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life."Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.She replied, "Of course they were cleaned Father.""They're as clean as soap and water could get them."He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and they all started eating. The meal was delicious and he paid his compliments in spite the dirty dishes.When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yells -"Here Soap! Here Water!"
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One day in class the teacher...
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"DirtyJohnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth." |
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