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Addicted to Internet Porn
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Date added: 12/10/2007
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| Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser. - When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down." - Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing." - He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries. - Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee. - When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her." - You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas. - As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday. - During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!" - His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes. | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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