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Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
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Why is
it that if you give a child an
encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the
third thing they look
up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is
"snake."
And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."
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