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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was
in her
cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by
sea
sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and
headed for the
bathroom. It was not until she collided
with an elderly gentleman that
she realized she didn't
have a stitch of clothing on. Horrified,
she let out a
shriek. Her fellow sufferer looked at her
sadly.
"Don't let it bother you, miss," he moaned. "I'll never
live to tell
anyone."
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Date added: 12/10/2007
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| Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd." | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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