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Dumb Funnies!
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Animal Jokes, Food Jokes, Pirate Jokes
Views: 444
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
A termite walks into a barroom and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he/she had no guts!
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name.
Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
Because they taste funny.
"What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?"
Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.
What do you give an elephant with diarreha?
Lots of Room
What does mozart do now that he is dead?
He decomposes.
Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work!
Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says..."OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!" | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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The new CIA agents
Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through all their written and physical tests when they are pulled aside by one of the instructors who took them to a small room with another room adjacent to it. They brought the first guy's wife into the room and left her there. The instructor then loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the first man saying, "Go kill your wife of five years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room. He came back out one minute later and said, "I can't do it." The instructor replied, "Then you fail out, so get out."The second candidate's wife was brought to the room. The instructor then loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the second man and said, "Go kill your wife of ten years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room, but returned three minutes later and said, "I can't do it." The instructor replied, "Then you fail out - get out." Finally, the third candidate's wife was left in the adjacent room. The instructor loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the third man and said, "Go kill your wife of fifteen years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room where there is silence for one minute. Suddenly, there was the sound of two gunshot, followed by a huge commotion in the room. The third man came out finally, sweating profusely, and said, "You gave me blanks, so I had to choke her." |
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