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Old man
O'Malley had
worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just
wasn't
paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over
into the
beer vat and drowned.
The foreman thought it should be his job
to inform the Widow O'Malley
of her old man's death. He showed up
at the front door and rang the
bell. When she came to the door, he
said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but
your poor husband passed away at
work today when he fell into the vat
and drowned."
She wept
and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between
sobs,
she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?"
"Knowing Brian O'Malley as
well as I did, I don't think so," said
the foreman, "He got out
three times to go to the men's room."
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Date added: 9/12/2005
Joke Categories: One liners
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Robber met animals
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus." |
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